Tuesday, February 21, 2006

my office

Some of the women in my office light candles in their areas because they enjoy the smell.

I also have a couple of (free) candles that I brought into the office. There are two reasons I did so.

One, there are times, usually in the early morning, when my body tends to emanate some rather off-putting odors. So, the scent of the candle masks this smell, to some extent.

Secondly, I place the candles on a shelf that is clearly visible down the hallway that leads to my office. This way, it serves as a beacon or warning light to those approaching. "Proceed at your own risk," it subtly reveals.

Slowly, people are realizing what the candles are there for. No, it's not because I'm a "fruit," to quote one of my co-workers. Funnily enough, the few who haven't caught on yet include the ladies in the office who are regular candle users. They visit me every time they spot the candle lit, to either compliment how well my candle goes with theirs, or to check what scent it is today. If they only knew the rest of the story...

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Matisyahu, estimating, hoops, Pete and Pete

Two weeks from today, Matisyahu comes to Kansas City for a show. If you haven’t heard of him yet, you probably will soon. He is a Hasidic Jew (this a conservative form of Judaism; he wears the long, uncut beard and will not perform on Friday evenings or Saturdays, out of respect for the Sabbath) who performs reggae. While this kitschy combination is a part of his appeal, his music is very enjoyable. Only recently has his popularity begun to surge. A song of his recently broke into the top ten at a lot of radio stations. (The irony of this is that the song just came on the radio as I wrote this.)

I plan on attending the concert on March 1, as I’ve heard his live show is rather exciting. I also hear, because of his Jewish background, that the crowd is an eclectic mix of the “normal” concert crowd, along with an older Jewish audience. This could be because the content of his music is very faith-based. A few others have expressed interest in attending, and I think it will be a fine concert experience.

I’ve been at my mechanical contracting job for about seven months now and it is still interesting. This bodes well thus far. I’m still learning new things everyday, but with the educational background I have (and the mechanical background that I lack—thank you very much, Environmental Systems I through III), this is the way that I will have to go about it. And I don’t take for granted the opportunity that was offered to me (a mechanical contracting firm hiring an architectural graduate; trust me, architects aren’t spoken too highly of in this office). Anyway, the head estimator has moved back by my office, and this was a beneficial development, I believe. I can walk in and see what he’s working on, and he stops in frequently to see how my practice is going. (I’m practicing on old jobs and then comparing my results to his original estimate.) In due time, the title on my business will change from “Estimating” to “Estimator.” Mark my words.

For the past few Thursdays, I’ve been going to play some pick-up basketball with a co-worker of mine (the estimator mentioned above, actually). Usually, ten or fifteen guys show up. I usually try my hardest when playing sports, be it during a practice or a championship game, so that counts for something in this case. Meaning, I’m probably one of the least talented, basketball-wise, on the court. I mean, I’ll dunk on someone’s ass every now and again, but I’m not fundamentally sound overall. Nevertheless, it’s been good exercise and I enjoy playing. In a way, it brings me back to the glory days of Team Scorch! basketball (if by “glory days” I mean the one season we played and ended up 0-5, being outscored an averaged of 35 points a game, including our inaugural game where we lost 107-31). Yet, I still enjoyed intramural basketball, even if it wasn’t our most successful of Scorch! teams.

And, I’ve recently received DVDs of the old Nickelodeon show, The Adventures of Pete and Pete. I got Season 2 for Christmas, and just received Season 1 for Valentine’s Day yesterday. I don’t know if anyone else used to be a fan, but this show takes me way back. The great thing is that I enjoyed the show when I was a kid because it was very strange and funny. But, now, as I watch these episodes again, I realize there’s really another level to the show that I had no idea was there the first time around. (I sort of equate it to Scrubs in that sense; a show with very goofy humor in general, but that has a serious message somewhere within each episode, no matter how strange it gets) Not to get overly analytical about a TV show, but there aren’t too many shows that just break the mold of your average 30-minute television show. Pete and Pete is one; My Name is Earl, Arrested Development, and Scrubs are a few others that come to mind. Good stuff. Here's one fansite: The Adventures of Pete and Pete

(As a quick and bitter aside, Gretchen and I watched the last four episodes of Arrested Development to be shown on Fox. They were on last Friday. And it really is a sad day when a show as great as this one is ended (at least on one network; there are rumors that a few others might pick up the re-runs or, optimally, new episodes), and crap like Wife Swap, American Idol, and Will and Grace is still on the air (personally, they aren’t worthy of the italics I normally give TV shows and movies). It’s a funny, intelligent show that I don’t think enough of the public gave a chance, nor did Fox extend any effort whatsoever in advertising and marketing it either. A sad situation that I hope turns out for the best. Here’s a fansite with some info about the show and its undecided future.

Friday, February 03, 2006

great (and appropriate) Onion article

I was in Target yesterday evening and I saw the new Fusion razor (not sure if it's Gillette or Schick or whoever). It has FIVE blades and a SIXTH blade on the back for trimming hard-to-reach places. This is getting out of hand, really. When will it end? I use the Mach 3 with aloe strip and it is awesome. It works really well, and I don't have what you'd consider a tough beard to shave. But they're going to have to stop with the blades sooner or later, and I really thought four was where they would max out.

Anyway, it reminded me of an Onion article from a year or two ago that's one of my favorites. It is hilarious. Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades

Thursday, February 02, 2006

football, USBs, meth, Carl Sagan, and the Hogan Family

The Super Bowl is Sunday. And I'm really not that interested at all. It's exciting in and of itself, because it's the last big game of the season. Both teams are trying really hard. Yet, I'm not really a fan of either of the teams, nor do I want either of them to win (for one particular reason or another). Like last year, for example, I wanted the Eagles to win, because I didn't want the Patriots to win again. This stems not from their dominance in prior Super Bowls, but because they beat the St. Louis Rams in the big game a few seasons ago. (Yes, I hold grudges.) Anyway, this year, there are none of those petty reasons. So, I'll watch the game, probably have a brew or two, but am I filled with anticipation like I usually am? Not really.

I saw an intriguing article online yesterday. It was entitled "Top 10 Weirdest USB Devices Ever." It was an enjoyable read. See the article here. My favorites were the USB George Foreman Grill and the heated gloves, mainly because they are so ridiculous in nature. I wouldn't necessarily want a grill that close to my computer, and the heated slippers make a lot more sense to me than the gloves (mainly because it seems like gloves would hinder typing, and to me it seems feet get colder more often than hands). Honestly, I don't find the vibrator to be that odd of a USB device, because I'm sure plenty of individuals could find many different things to do with a computer and a vibrator.

There was also a sobering story I read yesterday. I had heard rumors that Stephanie from Full House had become a meth addict. Apparently, this is true. Jodie Sweetin was on Good Morning America on Wednesday officially coming out about it. Here's an article about it. It's actually an interesting story. She had become bored after not acting for a while, so she took up methamphetamines to pass the time. Then, some of her old Full House castmates held an intervention for her when they found out. I'm glad she's doing better. She used to be my favorite girl on Full House (probably because she was closest in age to me). I don't mean to slight Becky, D.J., or the modern-day Olsen twins. Because they are also attractive. Anyway, the moral of this story is most drugs are very dangerous, and should be steered clear of.

Segue to this very interesting website a friend referred me to. Dr. Lester Grinspoon is a very enlightened thinker. I enjoy his ideas and insights. His website has some very enjoyable reading. One of my favorite essays in the "read" section is the essay entitled "Mr. X" which was later discovered to be Carl Sagan, one of the most badass astronomers in the history of the world. See his writing here. I'm not a liberal thinker in very many ways. This is one exception.

And, my friend Bryan sent me a link to this totally AWESOME site, Retro Junk. It takes you back to the good ol' days of the 80's and early 90's. My favorite section of the site so far is where you can view all the intros to the 80's sitcoms. The Hogan Family, ALF, Muppet Babies. A nostalgic tear forms in my eye. It has tons of other interesting content too. I haven't even delved through it all yet. (Hmm, did I use "delve" properly? It's nagging at me a bit.)

PS - Check out Carl Sagan's unbelievable documentary "Cosmos." It was originally on PBS. I got it on DVD (in a seven disc set). It is mind-blowing. Buy it here if it tickles your fancy. Here is a link to Sagan's website too, if you're interested. (I think he died about ten years ago, unfortunately.)